26 August 2011

Separated at Birth: Wallace & Will

Something for the kids to get jiggy wit...


Anonymous said...

oh, man, totally withholding my snarky comment! There's another dresser of note (whom I also appreciate) who looks like Benjamin Franklin.

...guess I didn't really withhold anything except his name. Hah!

The Glengarry Sporting Club said...

"..the not-trying-too-hard image.." Obviously.

1land2ts said...

perhaps the best scene from the princess bride

1land2ts said...

perhaps the best scene from the princess bride

Anonymous said...

sugar cake I am scared of the hurricane, can you post something warm and comforting, sunshine?

The Skinny Guinea said...

If Brevity is the soul of wit, well then:

Brummagem Joe said...

"..the not-trying-too-hard image.."

To be fair to Will I've generally found the not trying too hard image in everything from golf to clothes is usually achieved with a fair amount of below the radar effort.

tintin said...

Big Willie style's all in it
Gettin' jiggy wit it.

Glengarry Sporting Club-
...No love for the haters
Mad I got floor seats @ the Lakers
Met Ali, he told me I'm the greatest.

You thought Shawn took a spill
But he di-int
Livin' that life some consider a myth.
Dream to the maximum - more than Wallace's daddy ever axed 'em.

Now honey honey come ride
D-K-N-Y all up in your eye
You gotta Prada bag with a lotta stuff in it
Livin' in Brooklyn helps you get jiggy wit it.

Skinny Guinea-
Ill-way the an-may on the ance-day orr-flay
Givin up jiggy make it feel like a dimpled ie-tay

Brumm Joe-
Moved on up like George & Weezie
Bouncin w/the brother that always dresses skeezy.
Never see Will attacking 'em
Selling 'em pocket squares might make 'em fashion men.

Apologies to Andy Mudbone Levine, Hondo, Yamaha and Guy who taught me to dance without moving my feet.

With a shout to Smitty in his crib:

Anonymous said...

"I never want to look stiff" But I like to sound stiff. Blowhard. The opening music lets you know you're in for full on pretentious bs. Check out his Face book page, it's hysterical.